In honor of today’s NHL Trade Deadline, I’m resurrecting one of my favorite non-music Vanyaland features -– ladies and germs, I welcome you to the 2013 Hockey Prospect or Female Porn Star quiz! Below are 20 entries, and you are asked to determine whether the name listed represents a current hockey prospect toiling in the minors across Canada and the US, or a lusty porn actress currently toiling in and around Los Angeles.

(Handy Hint: There are 20 names, so it breaks down to 10 prospects and 10 porn stars. Hint #2: Despite there being many cocks on the New York Rangers, Carmen Cocks is not one of them.)

As an added treat, we have expanded the field for a first-ever Bonus Round: a Male Edition, down below.

Note: A perfect score would be a 26, in honor of the great Patrik Elias. Answer key down below.

NHL PROSPECT OR PORN STAR?

1. Reece Scarlett

2. Riley Reid

3. Morgan Rielly

4. Riley Boychuk

5. Hunter Bryce

6. Devon Lee

7. Chase Balisy

8. Jayden Cole

9. Harri Pesonen

10. Dylan Rider

11. Cody Lane

12. Robin Lehner

13. Jamie Devane

14. Brook Little

15. Linden Vey

16. Kale Kressy

17. Bailey Blue

18. Carmen Cocks

19. Mika Tan

20. Calle Jarnkrok

BONUS ROUND: MALE EDITION

1. Zach Hyman

2. Evan Stone

3. Steven St Croix

4. Rocco Grimaldi

5. Brock Beukeboom

6. Long Dong Silver

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ANSWER KEY:

1.NHL; 2. Porn; 3. NHL; 4. NHL; 5. Porn; 6. Porn; 7. NHL; 8. Porn; 9. NHL; 10.Porn; 11. Porn; 12. NHL; 13: NHL; 14: Porn; 15: NHL; 16. NHL; 17. Porn; 18. Porn; 19. Porn; 20. NHL

BONUS ROUND: 1. NHL; 2. Porn; 3. Porn; 4. NHL; 5. NHL; 6. Porn

 

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