Somebody better check on Allan from The Hangover, because the Jonas Brothers have broken up.
For real? For real.
Forever? “For now.”
Whew! Ok…
Perez Hilton broke down the band’s statements better than we could…
Via an official statement, Kevin Jonas explained: “It’s over for now.”
The youngest bro, Nick, added so that fans would know: “It’s really hard to say ‘forever.’ We’re closing a chapter, for sure. I was feeling kind of trapped. I needed to share my heart with my brothers.”
This “trapped” feeling came from an October 3 meeting about the future of the band’s music, which Joe confessed, lead to their unfortunately sad announcement: “It was a unanimous decision.”
After selling 20 million records worldwide, we imagine the stress starts to build. These recent tweets tell the story of a band on the brink!
please hold while we get our shit together.
— joe jonas (@joejonas) October 22, 2013
Bear with us.
— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) October 22, 2013
Oh, we will. But why the vulgarity?
Anyway, peace out, Bros. Until like 2017 or something.