It’s not yet Thanksgiving. Hell it’s not even Friday. But for some reason, Alison Gold — the girl behind the failed pop hit miss “Chinese Food” — is back already with “ABCDEFG,” a wonderfully creepy pedophile-pop hit that’s educational as well as terrifying.
Unfortunately, though, “ABCDEFG” is just another cold-soup serving from Patrice Wilson, who doubles up as the old dude peering through the bedroom window and playing with toy trains. Chris Hansen is already en route to the video’s studio. “Puppet potion”? Frealz?
This is not a good song. But more importantly, what’s “ABCDEFG” stand for? OMFG we totally took a guess…
Another
Broken
Child
Dreaming
Everyday
For
Greatness
#YOLO motherfuckers.
Let’s go appreciate Lorde while there’s still time.
Hat tip to Mike Bishop. Here’s hoping he takes this shit with him to Philly.