We figured it was only a matter of time before someone gave the Chopped and Screwed treatment to Miley Cyrus, but here’s something even more terrifying than slowing down “Wrecking Ball” by 800 percent. The “G Major” version of the current MyCy hit — yes, a million people have pointed out it’s not actually “G Major,” but whatever we’re just rolling with it — will haunt you in your nightmares for all of eternity. And we’re pretty sure they could spin this at Ceremony. It’s beautiful and creepy and epic all at once. That chorus is devastating. ICYMI, Miley is set to tour for a good part of 2014, she’s bringing Icona Pop and Sky Ferreira along for the ride (head esplode). It licks Boston’s TD Garden on April 2. For full Bangerz tour dates, click here.