Earlier this year we found a “punk rock starter kit” up for sale on Etsy, and while the stunt was likely taking the piss, we’re probably sure someone took the seller up on his or her offer. But what happens when you need to not only apply a vintage punk rock look to your lifestyle, but your kids as well? And what happens if your kids want to have a punk rock-inspired party?
You turn to Martha Stewart, that’s what you do.
New Hampshire’s Alexandra Churchill, assistant digital editor of Martha Stewart Living, penned a piece for marthastewart.com titled “Rock On! How to Throw a Punk Rock-Inspired Party.” And it’s just as awesome as you’d expect. “So what do you need to throw a birthday bash for a pint-sized punk rocker?” she asks. “A multicolored mohawk? Check. Leather jacket? Check. The rest of the party? That’s a little trickier. Here’s how to pull together a party that won’t turn into a riot.”
Her five-step plan includes the right soundtrack (The Clash! The Police! The Ramones!), crafting invites that look like concert tickets, and cool activities like temporary tattoos (“Don’t worry, Mom! They’re just temporary”).
Here are a few of our faves:
The Grub
A full-on “nosh pit” is just what this punk party calls for. Offer a plate of Spinach Ricotta Skulls (a classically punk motif) alongside a bowl of Spinach, Bacon, and Onion Dip (for “noshing”). Lastly, mix a punch bowl of dark and delicious Spiced (and Spiked) Concord Grape Punch (sans vodka for the kids).
Ok, a “nosh pit” is pretty good, we’ll hat tip that one.
The Decorations
Help your guests get into the groove with a spunky scheme. Line the walls with posters of punk idols like Blondie, The Ramones, The Clash, and Patti Smith. String up punk-inspired garlands (think plaid fabric, safety pins, and shiny gold and brass materials).
Just no running down the stairs with those safety pins! Oh, and make sure this guy doesn’t get an invite. But since Churchill is from New Hampshire, she probably knows to not allow the ghost of this guy around the kiddies…
[h/t Dead Kennedys]