The Summer of Gronk has truly lived up to its promise.
Though it’s not even July 4 yet, Rob Gronkowski has so far celebrated the New England Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX with a choice cameo in Entourage, a spot with the fam on an upcoming episode of Family Feud, and his very own Dunkin’ Donuts jam with Red Sox slugger David Ortiz.
What’s left? Planning a bro-tastic booze cruise, of course.
Earlier this afternoon details emerged about Gronk’s Party Ship, a February 19 to 22, booze cruise from Miami to the Bahamas aboard the beautiful Norwegian Pearl.
Enter pearl necklace jokes here.
Gronk will be joined by his whole family, a bunch of drunken Patriots fans — hopefully celebrating a victory in Super Bowl 50, held two weeks prior — and the NFL Pro Bowler’s favorite bands, DJs and comedians.
The only bad news here is that this shitshow won’t be going down in Boston Harbor.
Here’s the word, because yeah:
It’s time to PARTY, it’s time to ROCK, but more importantly, it’s time to get GRONK’D! Rob Gronkowski and his family want you to grab your sunnies, your swimsuits, your babes and your bros for one hell of a shindig sailing down the coast. It’s time to go big or go home ’cause we’re throwing a 3-day party sailing from Miami to the Bahamas with 2,500 of his most hype’d up fans, favorite bands, DJs, and comedians!
Prices start at $700. Get more information here.
Maybe he’ll perform “Sippin'”…