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Vauxhall And ISIS: Morrissey says terrorist group more considerate than the TSA

Morrissey has lashed out against the Transportation Security Administration, claiming that his allegation of sexual groping by officials at San Francisco International Airport back in July has gone ignored.

Oh, and that ISIS wouldn’t even “stoop so low.”

In a post to Moz-approved fan site True To You, the former Smiths singer provides an update on his allegation of being sexually assaulted by a TSA agent while traveling through San Francisco over the summer.

He also quips that TSA stands for “Thorough Sexual Assault” — which is a bit better than your cool uncle’s long-standing assertion that it stood for Thousands Standing Around. Read his full comments below, and check this Gawker post from October that shows alleged video of Mozzer going through airport security.

TSA has denied any wrongdoing.

1 December 2015

San Francisco International Airport, part 2

Morrissey has been repeatedly asked if anything resulted from his official complaint (aided by British Airways representatives) to TSA where, on 27 July, having cleared both a complete body scan and an inspection of all of his belongings, Morrissey was then taken aside by a male TSA representative who squeezed Morrissey’s penis and testicles.

Morrissey has commented:

“TSA have ignored my official and legal and constitutional complaint. From this we gather that TSA stands for Thorough Sexual Assault. If you are traveling through San Francisco International Airport you must be ready for a full sexual attack by people who claim to have your interests at heart. It is unlikely that ISIS would stoop so low”.

More to come, certainly.