According to Kid Rock, we here in Boston live in a country called Dumbfuckistan. But we have some decent company across New England, and including states like New York, Illinois, and Minnesota, as well as all of the West Coast.
The new designation comes from the “Bawitdaba” cowboy’s new line of Donald Trump merchandise. The threads launched this week, and included is a shirt that breaks up the country into two sections: Those who voted for Trump, the red states, which he considers still to be the United States of America, and the blue states, which voted for Hillary Clinton and are apparently now called Dumbfuckistan.
Other items include a red hat with “MAKE AMERICA BADASS AGAIN” across the front (his own clever spin on Trump’s “Make America Great Again” campaign slogan), a sure-to-be-popular “God, Guns & Trump” t-shirt, and perhaps best of all, a shirt showing Trump’s likeness with this message printed underneath: “_onald Trump — the ‘D’ is missing because it’s in every hater’s mouth”.
Dang. Here’s a look across the board.
“Due to overwhelming demand, we decided to go ahead and actually make this & other current event merch,” Kid Rock tweeted on Monday.
Kid Rock’s website says that anything ordered by Wednesday (December 7) will ship by Christmas, except for the hats, which won’t hit your doorstep until December 30.
Back in September, Kid Rock ventured deep into Dumbfuckistan to perform live at Fenway Park with Jason Aldean.
— Kid Rock (@KidRock) December 5, 2016