Earlier this week the world turned its attention away from the latest global atrocity to wonder why, oh god why, Justin Bieber was seen walking around West Hollywood with a suspicious wet stain in the crotch area of his designer sweatpants.

Did Biebs pee his pants?

Why didn’t he clean it up?

At what point exactly did #JustinPeeber start trending?

A lot of questions, yet so few answers. But Biebs wasn’t sweating it, and even posted an image of himself side-by-side with Adam Sandler sporting a similar wet spot.

So what’s the deal, Biebs?

Turns out it the culprit wasn’t pee-pee, but instead a bit of flower water, which spilled on his groin while he was driving around. Stars — they’re just like us.

Bieber explained it all in a tweet last night, and meticulously Biebsplained the dampness in his “dick area.”

And hey fellas, with Valentine’s Day just last week, we can all relate to this snufu, right?

[h/t People]