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The Untitled Han Solo Film that has long held a large spot on Disney’s upcoming release schedule finally has a name. And it’s exactly what you thought it would be, but Ron Howard wanted to reward you with the title on their last day of shooting.

Yes, that’s right: You’ll be seeing Solo: A Star Wars Story in 2018, and you’ll enjoy it or else.

The Alden Ehenrich-starring controversy magnet has had a long and troubled production, climaxing in the mid-shoot firing of its original directors, Phil Lord and Chris Miller (best known for taking crappy movie ideas like The Lego Movie and the 21 Jump Street films and spinning gold from them.

It’s still not enough to make anybody care, especially with Howard behind the camera. Oh well. There’s always Episode IX.

Watch Howard’s reveal below.

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