By now you know the game: Shopping for loved ones is both the best and worst thing ever. Each year we spend incalculable bank one-upping loved ones, friends, and frenemies in an effort to find that one perfect gift. This holiday season, Vanyaland has compiled its own gift guide to hep you navigate the sea of consumerism, from stocking stuffer ideas to a giant fucking Han Solo carbonite wall-piece that would be the envy of any aspiring Hutt. If you don't see anything of interest now, fear not: We'll be updating this jimjam until the last mall turns off its fading lights and the last website closes up Santa's online shop for the season.
Pantera Baby Stroller
Behold, the greatest gift for rock and roll parents of small children and babies has arrived: This Pantera stroller. According to Metal Insider, Pantera fans can now take a “Walk” with their kid in proper metal style, thanks to Daphyls, a company known for baby-themed products from Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, and other rock icons. “Features a vibrant and lively canopy with a collage of the iconic Pantera guitar in the seat,” writes Daphyls in the product description, which applauds its basket and cupholder, five-point safety harness, and light weight (just eight pounds). — Michael Marotta
$59.99 :: Daphyls.com.